Halloween Department now open · Standard or choogy. You choose.

The Department

About

Department of Soft Things makes seasonal shirts and strange objects for people who prefer their clothing slightly less normal.

Unisex tees come two ways: a standard jersey, or Comfort Colors if you want the choogy one. Same drawing. You choose the fit.

Designed with a soft spot for old illustrations, bad ideas, dark humor, and things that probably should not have been summoned.

Soft shirts. Strange company.

Internal memorandum

The Department believes in:

  • Soft cotton. Two kinds, if you like options.
  • Weird drawings.
  • Small batches.
  • Seasonal obsessions.
  • Questionable taste.
  • Absolutely no motivational quotes.